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  【职场】成天看着一堆一堆的钱
       Tom: Jerry! Haven’t seen you in ages! How’s business? Jerry: Couldn’t be better, tom, I’m looking at piles of money! Tom: Really? What’s your line? Jerry; I’m a bank teller. Tom:Jerry!多年不见!生意怎么样...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5163   (2008年10月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】老鼠闹飞机
       Passengers Held Up After Mouse Spotted on Flight Passengers on a KLM flight were delayed at Nice airport for five hours after one of the passengers spotted a mouse. The Dutch pilot refused to take off for Amsterdam until technicians had checked t...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4756   (2008年8月8日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【司法】新的证据
        The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence. The judge asked, What ne...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4863   (2008年9月3日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【幽默】法国人的幽默
       Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine. ------------------------------------------------------------ Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5366   (2008年12月10日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【童趣】天堂下来的新生儿
       No Wonder They Put Her Out Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from heaven? Mother: Yes. Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5386   (2008年12月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【成人】明星们的性爱观
       "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." –Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." –Steve Martin "Ha...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5075   (2008年9月28日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】夏天的街头诱惑
 
夏天到了,街上的美女穿着越来越单薄.......
 
http://humor.linkstom.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2461   (2020/1/30 4:52:22) (9) (17) (2)
   
  【男女】女人真是难以理解
       Lady: I hate it when people talk about me! Neighbor: How about when they don’t talk about you? Lady: I hate that even worse! 女士:我讨厌人们谈论我! 邻居:人们不谈论你不就行了? 女士:那就更讨厌了。
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5095   (2008年9月30日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【童趣】小孩的囧问题
       Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ,ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or d...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5329   (2008年11月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【职场】有责任的人
       Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5362   (2008年12月9日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【男女】哭笑不得的女友
       1前些日子一起出去爬山,中间休息,喝水ing,她突然把水洒到我裤子口上,然后跳出很远,非常大声的说:跟你说过多少次了,上厕所小心点 怎么又撒倒裤子上了。当时很多人马上看我,我脸那个红啊。好长时间说不出话来。   2我女朋友属于那种大大咧咧的类型,不是很...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5438   (2008年12月25日) (0) (0) (0)
   
 
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