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  【生活】偷西瓜的伎俩
       Trick of Stealing Watermelons Ah Q still had the habit of stealing. In village Wee, the watermelons grown by the Zhang's were big and sweet which was known far and near. One night, Ah Q was very greedy to have some watermelon, so he invited Wang ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5496   (2009年2月23日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【家庭】经济学家的抱孙梦
        A wealthy labor economist had an urge to have grandchildren. He had two daughters and two sons and none of them had gratified his desire for a grandchild. At the annual family gathering on Thanksgiving Day, he chided them gently to bless his old ag...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4890   (2008年9月8日) (1) (0) (0)
   
  【家庭】老夫妻的吵架
       A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court." "I'm willing," said the other. "...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4280   (2008年5月23日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【男女】经济学家的情人
        For three years, the young assistant professor took his vacations at a country inn. He had an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4895   (2008年9月9日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】令人喷饭的百度贴吧问答
       何止是喷饭,有的问答让我喷血的心都有了 ▉提问:怎样可以最有效地瘦臀? 回答:蹭树。    ▉提问:显示器画面不停地轻微抖动,有什么办法? 答:你也不停地抖动,当你的频率和振幅与显示器画面一致时,你就感觉不出来了。    ▉提问:为什么好马不...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5269   (2008年10月26日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【爆笑】女人是最聪明的
       Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wi...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2666   (2007年12月3日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】夏天的街头诱惑
 
夏天到了,街上的美女穿着越来越单薄.......
 
http://humor.linkstom.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2461   (2022/1/17 12:15:51) (9) (17) (2)
   
  【幽默】Problem with gas
       A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here i...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2020   (2007年9月23日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【幽默】法国人的幽默
       Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine. ------------------------------------------------------------ Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5366   (2008年12月10日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【校园】儿子的赌注 推荐
       “ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ” “ Leave it to me, ” said the principal. A week late...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5406   (2008年12月16日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】同样的服务 推荐
       The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5374   (2008年12月12日) (1) (0) (0)
   
 
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