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  【历史】20句令人哭笑不得的临终遗言
       The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words by famous people。   人之将死,其言也真,有时候还会带点幽默。以下是20位名人的临终遗言。   1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5502   (2009年4月21日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【社会】一封小偷写给失主的信
          你好!   见字如面(还是不见的好)   首先,向你道个歉,没经过你同意,就把你家的门给整开了,不过,与同行相比,我还是挺讲究的,在开锁的时候,没有用电钻、斧子等破坏性工具,如不介意的话,从经济角度上讲,你还是可以用原先那把锁的,我用人格保证...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5566   (2009年10月10日) (2) (0) (0)
   
  【家庭】暴强婆婆给未来儿媳的信 暴强
       亲爱的媳妇:你好! 在你即将与我的儿子组成新家庭的前夕,为了今后若干年家庭的安定团结,希望我们能够就相关一些问题交换一下意见。 一经济问题:所谓经济基础决定上层建筑。我们首先来谈一谈这个问题。 1、我儿子名校毕业,现在看来就算换工作,也基本不用担...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4956   (2008年9月16日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】I love/like you
       I bet if I told you "these 3 small words" began with "I" and ended with "you", you'd probably think you knew which phrase I was referring to. Suppose I further revealed that the middle word begins with "L" and ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5081   (2008年9月28日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【动物】猫的日记
        The Diary of a Cat DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild s...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4822   (2008年8月25日) (1) (0) (0)
   
  老色狼给小色狼的N条忠告
       1、当她要你请她吃饭的时候,你不妨长时间注视她,如果她表现出来的不是乖巧和温情,那你就别破费。       2、你在决定追一个女人的时候,先想想自己能不能在她面前保持本色,否则别去委屈自己。       3、一等色狼爱才女,二等色狼爱淑女,三等色狼爱...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=825   (2007年6月1日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】夏天的街头诱惑
 
夏天到了,街上的美女穿着越来越单薄.......
 
http://humor.linkstom.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2461   (2020/9/23 11:07:02) (9) (17) (2)
   
  【爆冷】First Flight
       First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, ho...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=1955   (2007年9月21日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】扔花节
       “An English tourist was arrested for throwing flowers during the Fete des Fleurs.” “But that’s what the festival[节日] is for --- throwing flowers.” “The flowers were in their pots.” “一个英国游客...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5231   (2008年10月21日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】来自天堂的信
       A couple planned to travel.The husband had to go one day earlier than the wife because they both have jobs.On his arrivel,he sent an e-mile to his wife who was at home .However,he typed a wrong address and sent it without noticing the error. In the...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5446   (2008年12月25日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】比高度
        Go Barefoot   In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.   Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4397   (2008年6月7日) (0) (0) (0)
   
 
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