An American was visiting in Australia. "Don't you think that tower is beautiful?" asked his Australian guide. http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网
"Well, now," said the American, "we've got towers as big as that or bigger at home."
"What about this road?" asked the Aussie. "Have you ever seen any like it before?"
"Why sure," said the visitor. "We've got lots of roads longer and wider than that."
They continued walking until they came to a field. Suddenly they saw a kangaroo hop by. "Well", said the American, "one thing I'll have to admit. Your grasshoppers are a little larger than ours at home."