A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网
"I've heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes - we ain't all stupid here in Arkansas!"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says,
"You stay out of this mister-- I'm talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!"