Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table. http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网

　　Husband: Really? Then dont believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way , what did I say to you?

　　Wife: I love you, dear.

　　妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

　　丈夫：真的吗？千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么？

　　妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。（