Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she can only go down.
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.
My momma is so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe
She’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras
She's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
She’s so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
She’s so short you can see her feet on her driver's license!
Her house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Her head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Her lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Her arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
She’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
She’s so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She’s so dumb when she went to the movies, and they said under 17 not admitted she went home and got 16 friends
She’s so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved
She’s so dumb when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
She's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
She’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
She is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
She's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,DING!
She is so ugly, if my dog looked like that, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.