I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?