1.butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye! http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网
2.maybe i'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow...and maybe i wont!
3.i can't be bothered with a cell phone in my car...... i am too busy making finger gestures at everyone!
4.i tried paying my taxes with a smile,they wanted money.
5.don't like my attitude?send me an email at:www.like_i_care.com
6.it's"...one nation under god..."or bite my skinny old ass and leave!
7.if you must burn our flag,please wrap yourself in it first.
8.real women don't have hot ashes they have power surges.
9.men are always whining about how we're suffocating them.personally,i thing if you can hear them whining you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow!

1.晃动屁股是我示意再见的小小方式。
2.也许明天我会在床正确的一边醒来。。。也许不会！
3.有个手机在车里也不会很烦人。。。我太忙于跟每个人做手势了。
4. 我试着用微笑来付税款，但是他们想要钱。
5. 不喜欢我的态度？给www.好像我在乎.com发邮件吧！（意为他不在乎）
6. 这里是“。。神下的国度（意为都要听神的）。。。”，要不就啃我又小又老的屁股然后滚蛋！
7. 如果你非要烧我们的旗子，请先把你自己裹在里面。
8. 真正的女人们不是余热的灰烬，她们是能量汹涌的源头。
9. 男人总是发牢骚说我们怎么让他们感到窒息，我个人认为，如果你还能听到他们发牢骚，那你就没有足够用力来压枕头。（意为如果压力足够大，男人就不发牢骚了。）