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Girl:: no thanks, it isn’t heavy.
2. Girl:: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy:: You love me...
3. Boy:: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl:: how soon??
4. Man:: You remind me of the sea.
Woman:: because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man:: NO, because you make me sick.
5. teacher:: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when pupil are no longer interested?
Pupil:: a teacher
6. Teacher:: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam:: It's a family tradition.
Teacher:: What do you mean?
Sam:: sir, My grandparents was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher:: What about your mother?
Sam:: She's a woman.
7. Teacher:: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
One student:: Because George still had the axe in his hand.